silly texts

i just wanted a record of these before I deleted them from my phone. =)

r: AHH I'M A HO

n: Ha. Yea. I'm retarded. I grabbed my bag for some reason. It's my ADD. Ha. Get it in like five minutes after I flip a bitch.

f: School is the coldest bitch I've ever known.

f: Have the objects of my heartbreak been collected yet?

c: Hellooooo my favorite roooooomies in the whole wide world.....

c: We neeeeeeeda have a summmer partyyy!

k: Silly billy. its chilly. shop at tillys.

f: Bao vinh and his cousin are talking in french and it sounds so cool!

b: HAHA sure princess =)

f: lol i know! Did u see your note? lol i didn't even know they were here til i peed at like 4. Btw...did u even sleep?!? Your lights were still on!

f: Gimme that job so we can giggle together as we work haha...jk k rest now booo.

f: haha yayyy! see u at home mamacitaaa!

k: i know what you were doing. you were saving it for a date with me.

Okay. BALEEEEEETED!

blast from the past

let me lay out this scenario for you. The Ho goes to a family bbq, where she meets her cousin's friends. She begins to talk to one of these friends and creates a nice friendly bond with him. Through texts, the Ho and this one guy chat up a storm, asking each other random questions and such. It's a simple acquaintance.

I ask about him and find out his name. No clue whatsoever. She tells me his hobbies and where he went to school. I discover he went to college with my own cousin. Peculiar. Heading on to facebook, we try to determine more things about the guy. Private profile. Damn.

A few days later, I ask my own cousin about the guy. And this is how it went down:

m: oh question
i: wats up
m: do you know a ____ ____?
i: yeaaaa remember? U dated him? lol
m: asdgasdrga;sidhf;aksjhgd NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i: ahahaha well u guys had a thing
m: *&#!#(%*^@%#!
i: remember? like a LITTLE thinggg
m: ok wait wait wait
i: U guys met up at the carnival and s***
m: wow, i TOTALLY forgot about that lol, blast from the f***ing past lol
i: hahaha i know right!!!
m: so tell me, because i honestly don't remember, what happened again? lol
i: hahaha well i think i was like a matchmaker or something cuz he liked me first
m: i remember...
i: but i didn't, so i introduced u guys
m: -_____-
i: and u started talking online and the time u guys met at the carnival for the first timeee
m: the ONLY time lol
i: yeaaaa lol
m: yeah but do u remember what happened after?
i: no, it got awkward? lol and u guys stopped talkin
m: yeah....i don't remember lol, how f***ing hilarious.
i: hehe small world O_O

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH. I must've erased that portion of my life from my memory for some reason.