the alcocer anecdotes 06

long time, no talk, good friend. It's been ages since I've had a solid intelligent conversation...pfft. Neh, just random.

Episode 6: The Woes of Spanking Kyle

d: :(
m: i'm sorry i feel asleep last night, i woke up at 430am to see your sad face
d: aw :)
m: tell me of your worries, hopes, woes...
d: just woes...because we haven't chatted in ages!
m: yes, it truly is a woeful thing
d: indeed
m: any anecdotes from alcocer?
d: uhm yeah but if i started telling u them, i wouldn't be able to stop
d: a lot happens in alcocer years, they are much more condensed than regular people years
d: 0.1 alcocer years = 1 regular person years
m: ooh, so many experiences
d: yes yes yes
m: have you milked a cow
d: no :(
m: ate a snail
d: ew gross
m: gone bungee jumping
d: i wish
m: climbed everest
d: some day
m: go to a strip club
d: never
m: bought deodorant
d: O_O okokok i had to go to a strip club once in mexico, but that was for pledging and it was gross!!!
d: we were there for like 10 minutes and bounced
m: -__-
d: get it, bounced LOL
m: -________-
d: kekeke yeah it's a gross tradition, we stopped doing it i think
m: good riddance
d: i've never seen so many ugly mexican women in my life
d: well, all like 3 of them
m: LMAO
d: lol, low budget strip club, what can i say, wasn't much to look at =/
d: and they made it REALLY dark cuz they knew haha
m: what, where they like pudgy or what lol
d: uhm no, just bad faces, definitely not hot.
m: butterfaces?
d: yeah hardcore except more like butter-everything
m: HAHAHA that's just horrible
d: u think it was horrible?! what about me.
m: SHIVERS. just now.
d: :( QUICK say something funny
d: no wait, say something profound
d: no wait, say something crazy
d: wait, say something happy
m: THE JUBILEE OF HAVING THE HONOR TO KNOW SUCH AN ALCOCER BRINGS CONTENT TO MY HEART.
d: lol cute ty =p
d: lol jubilee hahahahaha
m: i know, right? first word that came to mind.
d: lol one of a kind you are

LATER THAT DAY...
m: psst
d: hi
m: writer's block
d: oh noes, may i be of assistance
m: neh, i think I'm just procrastinating lol
d: bad girl :( ur a rebel!
m: yeh...that may be.
d: O_O i like ur style
d: u got sass, and spunk
d: any other s words
m: so is that like...sassunk
d: what about style
m: or...spass...
m: or spank.
d: spassyle?
d: spankyle?
d: spank kyle?
m: hmm i know many kyles
m: none of which i'd like to spank
d: what if they're being naughty
m: i will tell them to go fuck themselves.
d: would u rather them spank u
m: no, i'm self conscious about my ass, thanks.
d: so you'd rather spank them
d: in fact, you'd rather spank kyle
d: i win.
m: fine.