a verbatim report

notes on reminiscing 2004:

may 24, 2004
First period was KRAYZEE man!! We're learning about sex and stuff in life skills so Ms. Van passed around... ::cue any kind of music because it'd be hilarious:: ...CONDOMS! Hahaha every frikkin type of condom you could think of! There were female condoms, normal latex condoms [[which was hilarious because there was this box full of em called "excita fiesta" which were multi-colored condoms!!]], cervical caps, diaphragms, vaginal sponge...omg...so many mooore its out-of-this-world.

may 25, 2004
...the whole "noodle incident." Yes, for those who witnessed this, you know what it is.
Here's the scene:
It's lunch time » Ashley is sitting down flicking her beef away from her BEEF cup of soup and so Aki comes over and gets her fork and gets some noodles and FLiCKS EM AT HER. Hahahaha...Ashley is playin all cool and shmack, but after a few minutes, she goes over to Aki and flicks this CHUNK LOAD oF NOODLES at him. OMG. Here's the CHAiN REACTiON » [1] Ashley FLiCKS noodles at Aki [2] Aki's initial reaction is to throw back his head which causes [3] his glasses to fall on the floor making his [4] lens fall out and [5] his head hitting Michael on the nose causing [6] Michael's nose to bleed and [7] noodles down tiffany's shirt. o.m.g. What a hilarious thing to see!! You shoulda been there!!

july 03, 2004
Here is a hilarious tid-bit of a conversation that I overheard my two...KRAYZEE...brothers had...
Ranneil : uh...Ren? Did you fart?
lil owen : No! I was just laughing!
Ranneil : Heh, well does your laugh sound like a zipper?

august 02, 2004
"There is milk on one side of your mouth, and a rice on the other." - ranneil to lil owen on his lunch.

august 24, 2004
HOLY PEANUT BUTTER, BATMAN! WE'RE iN A STiCKY SiTUATiON!!

september 3, 2004
Learned that in the latino countries, they didnt like Big Bird in Sesame Street because he was the color yellow, which to them meant "coward." Therefore, they released another show like it ... with Big Bird's cousin ... who was green.

september 12, 2004
Filipino: ur too cool
Filipino: how u do it
aRiZtocratic: oh yes.
aRiZtocratic: oh just a sprinkle of awesome beans with a spray of coolnessocity and a touch of veryverycool dust ought to do it.
Filipino: mmm
Filipino: *homer drool* bean sprinkles

november 10, 2004
"OH OH OH!! Is petroleum the thing that Superman is allergic to?" said silly Ashley Pabrazinsky