if you, if i, if we

for the key to the universe, click the word key.

To continue in discovering the key to the universe, click the letter d in this sentence.

To keep going up the ladder of life, snap your fingers seven times and lick this screen.

To study battered wife syndrome, you need to be sassy.

To figure out what the hell is wrong with your life, you should reflect and rededicate yourself.

To see your options other than useless talents, click the only link to this sentence.