convos with hoes

oh, ho. You crack me up.

Into little pieces.
Then look at me on the ground and start to jump on my little pieces.
And make more miniscule pieces.
Pieces of me.

me: I was thinking about getting us tickets to a comedy show or something. Maybe Dane Cook. Or Demetri Martin.
her: There are other comedians out there, y'know. OH!!!! You should go watch SNL!
me: .......in New York?
her: Oh.

me: I don't even know what I did in high school. I was such a nerd. How did we get boys in Treble Choir?
her: We didn't. We just checked them out.
me: Yeah. That's true.
her: But we're hotter now!!!!
me: -____-