Episode 2: Grapes and Oversized Fans
d: wtf turn on accept files -_-
m: oh haha dammit, i just switched to my phone, i turned off my comp already
d: well that's royally gay
m: oh how ironic, like you
d: isn't irony the unexpected?
m: yes
d: but it's well known that i'm gay
d: so it's actually quite fitting
d: and the only reason i'm saying this is because i'm assuming you can't save convos on phones, woot
m: actually, i can lol
d: *#$^&$%^!#
m: i can email them to whomever too haha
d: i need you to do me a favor
m: depends
d: on?
m: how extreme it is
d: oh, phew, it's not extreme
d: just throw your phone out the window, preferably into a pool
d: if not, just delete this conversation =]
m: oh! i'd love to actually, destroy my phone that is
m: i want a new one, but unfortunately, i have approx 8 more months with this baby
d: so you'll delete it?
m: why would i
d: i said i was gay.
m: if it's "well-known" lol
d: ur bustin my balls here
m: that sounds painful
d: it hurts, so would u stop
m: i wasn't aware of busting
d: u are now!
m: what does the action of "busting" mean exactly
d: literally or figuratively?
m: both
d: punching/steppin on.............being a pain in the ass?
d: those are my guesses
m: so...you aren't completely sure then, cuz they're just "guesses"
m: i could totally be like feeding you grapes and fanning you with oversized fans
d: so you're suggesting that there is a chance that busting means...pampering?
m: sure why not
d: "ur pampering my balls here"
d: interesting. and gross
d: instead, delete it so in 34 years when i want to run for office, you don't blackmail me with this conversation
d: although, maybe it will help with the gay vote.
m: and then you'll be responsible for the new slang "pampering of one's balls"
d: no actually
d: YOU would be responsible for it.
m: true. very true.
d: you would blackmail me JUST so you can get publicity, and credit for this phrase
d: effectively putting you on the wikipedia map
m: sweet.
d: why wait til then? let's make an entry for you right now!
m: oh! how fun hahaha
d: i'll do it later o=
d: -__-
d: i'll find a pic of someone being fed grapes and being fan'd with oversized fans
m: lmao urbandictionary.com
d: will u thumbs up it later?
m: fasho.
d: ugh finding this pic won't be easy
m: word.
d: i thought i was so smart looking up caesar
m: lmao
d: but all i can find is his death...and stupid chicken salad pictures ~_~
m: that's good
d: ?? no it's not!
m: what about "royal treatment"
d: nope, anymore bright ideas?
m: hmm, "the good life" lol
d: did u ever watch history of the world
d: LOL good life came close
m: no. that must've been a long documentary
m: oh yeah????
d: ha
m: what'd you get?
d: ha ha
d: -________-
d: a comic cartoon of caesar eating grapes
m: damn haha close for u too
d: yeah, there is a perfect scene from that movie, i'm trying to find it
m: search away
d: FUCK those bitches
d: i got the pic, but they black'd out everything but caesar
d: USELESS
m: lmao, they knew you were coming
d: i give up, i'm just getting a picture of u and putting grapes and fan next to you.
m: LMAO make it snazzy and legit haha
d: f that, i'm almost done.
m: haha great, this is gonna look retarded
d: duh?
d: done.
d: your face makes it
m: the fan isn't even clearly visible
d: that's the point
m: what's the point, praytell
d: don't ask me what the point is, but it is definitely pointed
d: !!!
d: uh
d: because
d: so
d: how about those lakers losing
d: pretty cool
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